"A joker suggested that it might have been that God was using him for target practice "
This made me laugh hard. Thank you. The piece would have been perfect (for me of course) if you had cut it in half. That's how far I got before I lost interest. I am glad the joke was at the beginning.
The only people who can make good predictions are scientists, on natural phenomena only. And even they get it wrong sometimes. Social studies subjects are too complex to use them for predicting the future so the moment I hear the word "prophecy" I get turned off, unless it means what it meant 2,500 years ago, a warning from God of punishment if bad behavior continued. Christian came later to turned that word into the modern meaning of gloom and doom. That's one of the reasons I can't stand fundamentalist Christianity.